Fala com estranhos :)

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A minha primeira conversa...

Stranger: hi!

You: hi

Stranger: f or m?

You: m

You: and you?

Stranger: m too ;)

You: f*ck off...

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:sh)
 
You: What year is this?
Stranger: 2009
You: Oh, crap
You: ok thanks
Stranger: where are you from?
You: the future!
Stranger: why crap?
You: because i meant to travel to 2012
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: try again!
You: to stop the end of the world
You: i will


[:D][:D][:D]
 
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Stranger: to procurando uma gata gremista =)

You: tas com azar colega

You: aqui deste lado é um padeiro portuga

You: nao tenho gatas do gremio, só carcaças

You: se quiseres pão de mafra, só as 5 da madrugada

Stranger: uaheueahuaehuae

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[:)][:)]
 
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Stranger: hi

You: gaja?

Stranger: from?

You: pode ser de portugal

Stranger: hum

Stranger: ROANLDO!

You: you like ronaldo?

Stranger: brilha muitio no curinthia

You: you dont know socrates?

Stranger: sim

Stranger: dr. socrates

You: Engº sefaz favor

Stranger: brilhou muito no curinthia

You: sim ele brilha muito... no escuro

Stranger: :P
 
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Stranger: hi

You: gaja?

Stranger: from?

You: pode ser de portugal

Stranger: hum

Stranger: ROANLDO!

You: you like ronaldo?

Stranger: brilha muitio no curinthia

You: you dont know socrates?

Stranger: sim

Stranger: dr. socrates

You: Engº sefaz favor

Stranger: brilhou muito no curinthia

You: sim ele brilha muito... no escuro

Stranger: :P


dmais! [:)][:)]
 
confidencias das confidencias.. falar com alguém que fez se passar por americano e ser ca do auto hoje tambe,...

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You: hy

You: hey

You: you

Stranger: hi!

You: stranger

You: you are a stranger

Stranger: no... you're the stranger...

Stranger: :)

You: no, im you

Stranger: I'm you

Stranger: lol

You: i need a girl

Stranger: and where are YOU from :)

Stranger: bad luck...

You: im from socrates contry

Stranger: I don't need a girl

You: do you know

Stranger: Socrates? hes a polititian?

Stranger: portugal?

You: no no no, he is just a ladrao

You: yes, im from portugal

Stranger: ??

You: he is just a lier

Stranger: Cool!!!!!

Stranger: why?

You: because everyone know

You: he destroy everyhing

Stranger: ok.. I believe you...

You: he finished her course at a sunday

Stranger: that's weird....

You: and you are from?

Stranger: O_o

Stranger: California

Stranger: Monterey

You: california in USA

Stranger: do you know the Bay of Monterey....

Stranger: yeah!

Stranger: it must be late over there....

Stranger: like 1 am or something...

Stranger: why aren't u sleeping?

You: because in portrugal

You: is 00.05am

You: 00.25

Stranger: ok.

You: and i need a girl to sleep with me

Stranger: which city are you from?

Stranger: Porto? Lisbon?

You: aveiro

Stranger: hummm...

Stranger: like Veneza right?

Stranger: I've heard of it

You: veneza?

You: i dont think so

You: i like like 30 km from porto

Stranger: Because of the river...

You: *live

Stranger: Veneza has water channels

Stranger: like Aveiro. Right?

You: yes yes

You: anyway i like to go one day to USA

Stranger: Don't come

You: by car

Stranger: Portugal is a much better place!

You: you are so stranger

Stranger: :)

You: you never lived in portugal..

You: portugal is much poor that usa

Stranger: Portugal is not poor

Stranger: the people might be poor, not the country...

Stranger: Portugal has a fantastic history!

Stranger: Much richer than our's

You: yes, you are right

Stranger: You conquered the seas!

Stranger: Discovered the world!

You: yes.... much years ago..

You: but know....

Stranger: listen, do you like cars?

Stranger: your cars are better than ours!

You: yes

You: i like cars

You: but my streets are poor that ours

Stranger: what car do you drive?

You: i drive one peugout 206

Stranger: I drive a SAAB. :)

Stranger: that's french, right?

You: yes

You: but the most people drive mercedes

You: audi

You: bmw

Stranger: french cars suck... :)

You: yes.. but im not rich...

Stranger: SO! They must be rich!

You: yes, in portugal, you have like 30% rich and 70% poor

Stranger: that's not bad

Stranger: look

Stranger: what else do you do on the internet?

You: work

Stranger: (other than chating in Omegle)?

Stranger: which sites do you usually visit

Stranger: At this moment which open tabs do you have on your browser?

You: foruns, bank website

You: gmail

Stranger: Foruns?

Stranger: Cool

You: auto hoje forum

Stranger: which kind? Cars?

You: yes

Stranger: AutoHoje?

Stranger: poxa! Coincidência do camandro!!!

Stranger: :)

You: lol

Stranger: OOLOLOLO

Stranger: nick

Stranger: ?

You: é pessoal

Stranger: quem és?

You: < flaviorodrigues

Stranger: no autohoje?

You: s

Stranger: nao conheço

You: http://forum.autohoje.com/off-topic/72665-fala-com-estranhos-6.html

You: tenho la os ultimos posts ate

Stranger: Sweden :)

Stranger: Eu vi logo que eras do forum... quando disseste socrates ;)

You: loool

You: eu vi logo que eras portugues.. por o conheceres...

Stranger: Estavas a achar estranho... um americano conhecer o socrates... lolol

Stranger: pois

You: y

Stranger: bem. vou dar o biberão ao puto ;)

Stranger: fica bem. um abraço.

You: igualmente

You: abraço

Stranger: pôe no forum :)
 
Olha olha, teve miufa este!

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You: hi! m portugal 28. you?

Stranger: eu tambem

Stranger: 20

You: de tuga landia?

Stranger: lisboa e vc

You: lisboa

Stranger: hummm

You: lol

Stranger: h ou m?

You: h

You: e tu?

Stranger: psss

Stranger: tbm

You: tchi

You: faho?

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Algumas mais engraçadas...

Stranger: Mom?
You: Yes.... Say
Stranger: Oh Mom! It's you!
Stranger: All these years!
You: My darling... Say something sweet
Stranger: Mom...you're still drinking, aren't you?
You: Sometimes... But i'm better
Stranger: Oh mom...
You: Oh Son...
You: And you're still pissing in bed?

Stranger: hi
Stranger: m, f?
You: F of... FUCK
You: Bye

Stranger: girl?
Stranger: :}
You: I dont like mustachos
 
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Stranger: a girl with cam?
You: You like horny girls?
Stranger: absolutely
You: Me too, bye
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isto e engraçado [:D]

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You: Random stranger say hi!

Stranger: heyaaa

You: no

You: its "hi"

You: look!

Stranger: i refuse

You: i can say "hi"

You: look

You: hum.........

You: ....

You: hi :)

You: heheh

Stranger: :D

You: your turn :)

You: hehe

Stranger: my turn...

Stranger: to do what?


You: to say hi :)

You: hehe

You: just joking!

You: how ya doiing!

You: :D

You: ??

Stranger: HI

Stranger: HAPPY NOW?

Stranger: :)

You: yes

You: :)

You: see

You: wasnt that dificult!

You: xD

Stranger: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Stranger: where are you from?

You: Portugal :)

You: u?

You: ?

Stranger: england

You: oh

You: nice place! :D

Stranger: innit :)

You: what are u?

You: a boy or a girl?

Stranger: girl

Stranger: you?>

You: boy

You: :)

You: from where in england are u?

Stranger: manchester

You: oh

You: nice :)

You: one day i woul like to

You: go in england :)

Stranger: i can see why

Stranger: good luck :)

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