caditonuno
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mas o que é que voces compraram, ofereceram, usam??? [br
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Sex shop´s !!Alguem já comprou algo ??
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Nephilim
Banido
Não é preciso..tenho muitas pilhas recarregáveis [
Mas não é para o que vocês pensam []
se não é o que nós pensamos...então é o quê?[
] é a pilhas ou não?[
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Nephilim
Banido
bocanegra
New member
Mas tens um sex shop?
Drachen
New member
I wish [
]Não, elas entraram quando eu estava lá às compras [
]. Aquele comentário vinha em consequência do anterior, que está mais em cima.
Nephilim
Banido
Nephilim
Banido
Acabei de trazer dois "brinquedos", curiosamente os dois para ela [
ve lá é se ela não fica a gostar mais dos brinquedos...[:blush:] [
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bocanegra
New member
Não acredito...
LuisMiguel
New member
se não é o que nós pensamos...então é o quê?[
é a pilhas ou não?[
É o que nós pensamos, mas não é para o que nós pensamos!
Confuso?? Eu sei...[
][][]Ainda hoje de manha quem vai para Sintra pelo lado de mem martins,subo a rampa e depois,sex shop,bolas foi logo as 7 da manha para abrir a pestana[] ia eu a caminho da camara municipal de sintra para apanhar o autocarro que ia para ao pe do palacio de queluz hoje é o dia da defesa nacional e la acordei com uma loja de sexshop[] .
Cumps.
] ia eu a caminho da camara municipal de sintra para apanhar o autocarro que ia para ao pe do palacio de queluz hoje é o dia da defesa nacional e la acordei com uma loja de sexshop[] .Cumps.
bocanegra
New member
Ainda hoje de manha quem vai para Sintra pelo lado de mem martins,subo a rampa e depois,sex shop,bolas foi logo as 7 da manha para abrir a pestana[
Cumps.
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caditonuno
Well-known member
acredita que é verdade! vou pesquisar a ver se encontro alguma coisa.
caditonuno
Well-known member
cá está. se precisarem de traduçao digam...
The Facts:
A legal secretary friend sent the following items for my amusement. They’re real laws from around the United States, some still on the books, and which specifically address sexual conduct or activities. To share:
Ladies, be advised if you’re planning to move to Arizona: In Arizona it is illegal to have more than two dildos in a house.
In the great state of Arkansas oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
Who says California is the land of sex and sin? In California animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Florida: When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
In North Carolina: All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.
Cleveland, Ohio: Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes -- a
man might see the reflection of something he shouldn’t.
In the great state of Oklahoma:
1. It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
2. Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel
3. (And the owners of old Vegas will be happy about this one): Molesting an automobile is illegal.
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or
fishing on your wedding day.
Pennsylvania: It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.
Iowa: A man with a mustache may never kiss a woman in public.
Indiana: A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
In Virginia, you can't have sex during the daytime, with a light on, or with socks on.
Oklahoma, it is illegal to have oral sex.
Oregon: It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits.
It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.
South Carolina: It is illegal to give or receive oral sex.
Virginia: If one is not married, it is illegal for him or her to have sexual relations.
But my own state of Tennessee might take the cake: here, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.
tem mais... leiam aqui.
http://novelspot.net/node/1581
The Facts:
A legal secretary friend sent the following items for my amusement. They’re real laws from around the United States, some still on the books, and which specifically address sexual conduct or activities. To share:
Ladies, be advised if you’re planning to move to Arizona: In Arizona it is illegal to have more than two dildos in a house.
In the great state of Arkansas oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
Who says California is the land of sex and sin? In California animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Florida: When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
In North Carolina: All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.
Cleveland, Ohio: Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes -- a
man might see the reflection of something he shouldn’t.
In the great state of Oklahoma:
1. It is illegal to have sex before you are married.
2. Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel
3. (And the owners of old Vegas will be happy about this one): Molesting an automobile is illegal.
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or
fishing on your wedding day.
Pennsylvania: It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.
Iowa: A man with a mustache may never kiss a woman in public.
Indiana: A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
In Virginia, you can't have sex during the daytime, with a light on, or with socks on.
Oklahoma, it is illegal to have oral sex.
Oregon: It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits.
It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.
South Carolina: It is illegal to give or receive oral sex.
Virginia: If one is not married, it is illegal for him or her to have sexual relations.
But my own state of Tennessee might take the cake: here, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.
tem mais... leiam aqui.
http://novelspot.net/node/1581
caditonuno
Well-known member
algumas das melhores (e mais estúpidas) leis pra mim...
Ladies, be advised if you’re planning to move to Arizona: In Arizona it is illegal to have more than two dildos in a house.
In the great state of Arkansas oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
In North Carolina: All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.
Molesting an automobile is illegal.
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or
fishing on your wedding day.
Oregon: It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits.
In Virginia, you can't have sex during the daytime, with a light on, or with socks on.
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Ladies, be advised if you’re planning to move to Arizona: In Arizona it is illegal to have more than two dildos in a house.
In the great state of Arkansas oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
In North Carolina: All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.
Molesting an automobile is illegal.
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or
fishing on your wedding day.
Oregon: It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits.
In Virginia, you can't have sex during the daytime, with a light on, or with socks on.
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DarkRose
New member
algumas das melhores (e mais estúpidas) leis pra mim...
Ladies, be advised if you’re planning to move to Arizona: In Arizona it is illegal to have more than two dildos in a house.
In the great state of Arkansas oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
In North Carolina: All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.
Molesting an automobile is illegal.
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or
fishing on your wedding day.
Oregon: It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits.
In Virginia, you can't have sex during the daytime, with a light on, or with socks on.
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Já li leis ainda mais estranhas...num pais qualquer de Africa, pode-se ter sexo com um animal se for femea, se for macho dá pena de morte...duh! [
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