Tópico do Dia das Mentiras - 1 de Abril
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Blue2004eyes
Banido
tambem não sei que coisa ia vos dizer
mentira 1 de abril
mentira 1 de abril
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Consegues....
Fazes editar à 1ª mensagem, depois carregas no botão "pré-visuallizar"... []
Gracias.
carregalhe
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Pois é, o Quaresma e o Simão não vão jogar por precaução dos dois treinadores. Consta que eles se podem pegar a qualquer momento.
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Blue2004eyes
Banido
ou o petit...ou nuno gomes deixa cair a peruca
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O Google lançou hoje um novo serviço, o "Gmail Paper"
Resumidamente o serviço permite a qualquer utilizador com conta no GMail clicar num novo botão "Receive Paper" e assim receber pelo correio uma versão impressa de qualquer Email.
O serviço é gratuito, sem qualquer limite, podem ser pedidos milhares de impressões. A única desvantagem é que todas as folhas em papel trazem uma barra lateral com anúncios em letra grande. Mesmo os ficheiros anexados ao email são impressos. Por exemplo as fotografias são impressas em papel fotográfico de alta qualidade. Tudo sem qualquer custo.
Podem ler mais sobre o serviço aqui:
http://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/more.html
Resumidamente o serviço permite a qualquer utilizador com conta no GMail clicar num novo botão "Receive Paper" e assim receber pelo correio uma versão impressa de qualquer Email.
O serviço é gratuito, sem qualquer limite, podem ser pedidos milhares de impressões. A única desvantagem é que todas as folhas em papel trazem uma barra lateral com anúncios em letra grande. Mesmo os ficheiros anexados ao email são impressos. Por exemplo as fotografias são impressas em papel fotográfico de alta qualidade. Tudo sem qualquer custo.
Podem ler mais sobre o serviço aqui:
http://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/more.html
carregalhe
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astramaster
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Olha que esta também me apanhou! Também estava a achar coisa a mais... [O Google lançou hoje um novo serviço, o "Gmail Paper"
Resumidamente o serviço permite a qualquer utilizador com conta no GMail clicar num novo botão "Receive Paper" e assim receber pelo correio uma versão impressa de qualquer Email.
O serviço é gratuito, sem qualquer limite, podem ser pedidos milhares de impressões. A única desvantagem é que todas as folhas em papel trazem uma barra lateral com anúncios em letra grande. Mesmo os ficheiros anexados ao email são impressos. Por exemplo as fotografias são impressas em papel fotográfico de alta qualidade. Tudo sem qualquer custo.
Podem ler mais sobre o serviço aqui:
http://mail.google.com/mail/help/paper/more.html
]Ai o Gmail também tem dia 1 de Abril... [
]SuperRabanete
Banido
Sick of paying for broadband that you have to, well, pay for?
GooGle TiSP
http://www.google.com/tisp/
http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html - como instalar a coisa!
The Toilet Internet Service Provider (TiSP) project is a self-installed, ad-supported online service that will be offered entirely free to any consumer with a WiFi-capable PC and a toilet connected to a local municipal sewage system. []
Press Release: http://www.google.com/tisp/press.html
GooGle TiSP
http://www.google.com/tisp/
http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html - como instalar a coisa!
The Toilet Internet Service Provider (TiSP) project is a self-installed, ad-supported online service that will be offered entirely free to any consumer with a WiFi-capable PC and a toilet connected to a local municipal sewage system. [
] Press Release: http://www.google.com/tisp/press.html
astramaster
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Olha outro....
http://www.google.com/tisp/
Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.
Installing a typical home TiSP system is a quick, easy and largely sanitary process -- provided you follow these step-by-step instructions very, very carefully.
#1 Remove the spindle of fiber-optic cable from your TiSP installation kit.
#2 Attach the sinker to the loose end of the cable, take one safe step backward and drop this weighted end into your toilet.
#3 Grasp both ends of the spindle firmly while a friend or loved one flushes, thus activating the patented GFlush™ system, which sends the weighted cable surfing through the plumbing system to one of the thousands of TiSP Access Nodes.
#4 When the GFlush is complete, the spindle will (or at least should) have largely unraveled, exposing a connector at the remaining end. Detach the cable from the spindle, taking care not to allow the cable to slip into the toilet.
#5 Plug the fiber-optic cable into your TiSP wireless router, which has a specially designed counterweight to withstand the centripetal force of flushing.
#6 Insert the TiSP installation CD and run the setup utility to install the Google Toolbar (required) and the rest of the TiSP software, which will automatically configure your computer's network settings.
#7 Within sixty minutes -- assuming proper data flow -- the other end of your fiber-optic cable should have reached the nearest TiSP Access Node, where our Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will remove the sinker and plug the line into our global data networking system.
#8 Congratulations, you're online! (Please wash your hands before surfing.)
Note: If you have any difficulty installing, operating or simply living with TiSP, we suggest joining the TiSP Help Group.
Professional Installation Service
You can also choose to request our professional installation service, which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes. Note: For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled appointment time.
In-Commode Package Delivery
With professional installation service, you can also have your Google Checkout purchases delivered directly through the sewage network into your bathroom. Each package comes pre-sealed in a watertight and nanobot-resistant bag made of biodegradable corn-based plastic. For a limited time, TiSP subscribers who sign up for a Checkout account will receive free bathroom delivery on their first ten Checkout purchases.
TiSP for Enterprise
We're actively developing a higher-performance version of TiSP specifically tailored to small and medium-sized businesses, including 24-hour, on-site technical support in the event of backup problems, brownouts and data wipes.
http://www.google.com/tisp/
#1 Remove the spindle of fiber-optic cable from your TiSP installation kit.
#2 Attach the sinker to the loose end of the cable, take one safe step backward and drop this weighted end into your toilet.
#4 When the GFlush is complete, the spindle will (or at least should) have largely unraveled, exposing a connector at the remaining end. Detach the cable from the spindle, taking care not to allow the cable to slip into the toilet.
#5 Plug the fiber-optic cable into your TiSP wireless router, which has a specially designed counterweight to withstand the centripetal force of flushing.
#6 Insert the TiSP installation CD and run the setup utility to install the Google Toolbar (required) and the rest of the TiSP software, which will automatically configure your computer's network settings.
#8 Congratulations, you're online! (Please wash your hands before surfing.)
Note: If you have any difficulty installing, operating or simply living with TiSP, we suggest joining the TiSP Help Group.
You can also choose to request our professional installation service, which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes. Note: For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in consideration of the nanobots' working conditions, please make absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled appointment time.
In-Commode Package Delivery
With professional installation service, you can also have your Google Checkout purchases delivered directly through the sewage network into your bathroom. Each package comes pre-sealed in a watertight and nanobot-resistant bag made of biodegradable corn-based plastic. For a limited time, TiSP subscribers who sign up for a Checkout account will receive free bathroom delivery on their first ten Checkout purchases.
TiSP for Enterprise
We're actively developing a higher-performance version of TiSP specifically tailored to small and medium-sized businesses, including 24-hour, on-site technical support in the event of backup problems, brownouts and data wipes.
astramaster
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corsa
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Vê lá é se ela te leva a sério... [[
Eu mandei uma sms á minha girl a dizer que quero acabar! Bem, foi um riso!!!! [
PS- KIDS DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME...:sh)
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astramaster
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Reparem bem na cara do Sr. que imprime... []
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eduardomaio
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O Google sempre teve um espaço dedicado às mentiras do 1 de Abril. Lembro-me de uma linha de roupa com Adsense em que te pagavam para usares a roupa, o Google Gulp... Basta procurar na net por Google April Fools que se encontram várias brincadeiras engraçadas deles.
Isso é um grande erros dos nossos jornalistas nacionais e depois a malta apanha o vicio...
Isso é um grande erros dos nossos jornalistas nacionais e depois a malta apanha o vicio...
