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For those of you who think football players, baseball players and other sportsmen are dumb, here are the 15 funniest and most stupid sports quotes ever heard. Personally, I don't think that all are dumb, but some of them obviously have some words problems, see it yourself.
1. "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl."
Joe Jacoby, NFL Football player, of the Washington Redskins
2. "To win, I'd run over Joe's mom too."
Matt Millen of the Raiders, when he heard Joe Jacoby said 1.quote.
3. "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
(Can someone tell me, who the hack is Norman Einstein?)
Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann
4. "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh
5. " Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."
Mickey Rivers, baseball player
6."I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece
7. "I've won at every level, except college and pro."
Shaquille O'Neal, on his lack of championships
8. "We can't win at home. We can't win on the road.. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play."
Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 record
9. "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.
10. "But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet."
Steve Spurrier, Florida football coach, telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books
11. " He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins
12. "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated
13. "I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."
Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player
14. "We talked five times. I called him twice, and he called me twice."
Larry Bowa, California Angels coach
15. "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."
Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King
For those of you who think football players, baseball players and other sportsmen are dumb, here are the 15 funniest and most stupid sports quotes ever heard. Personally, I don't think that all are dumb, but some of them obviously have some words problems, see it yourself.
1. "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl."
Joe Jacoby, NFL Football player, of the Washington Redskins
2. "To win, I'd run over Joe's mom too."
Matt Millen of the Raiders, when he heard Joe Jacoby said 1.quote.
3. "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
(Can someone tell me, who the hack is Norman Einstein?)
Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann
4. "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh
5. " Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."
Mickey Rivers, baseball player
6."I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece
7. "I've won at every level, except college and pro."
Shaquille O'Neal, on his lack of championships
8. "We can't win at home. We can't win on the road.. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play."
Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 record
9. "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.
10. "But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet."
Steve Spurrier, Florida football coach, telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books
11. " He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins
12. "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."
Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry being overrated
13. "I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."
Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player
14. "We talked five times. I called him twice, and he called me twice."
Larry Bowa, California Angels coach
15. "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."
Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King
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